Chances are--filmmaker Morgan Spurlock did not find Osama Bin Laden...

Morgan Spurlock

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>>>>>>>is the Super Size Me guy that documented a month-long eating regimen that solely consisted of McDonald's food.

He's up to his antics again and is releasing a documentary on his search for America's most-wanted villain, Osama Bin Laden.

Rumor has it that Spurlock accomplishes what the American government has failed to do--to find the man responsible for the Sept. 11th terrorist attacks.

This is without a doubt a publicity ploy. If he did find Bin Laden, one would think that he would be under investigation by U.S. officials on the matter. No such news has come to my attention.

Chances are--that this is just a commentary on the status quo of post-9/11 fear politics.

The times they are a-scary. But keep the faith though my peoples and think utopian thoughts.