YOU WIN AN ETERNITY OF BLISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An afterlife of eternal bliss awaits you. The material world fuzzily fades and the purest white aggregation of photons surround you and embrace your soul. Unlimited inventory spans the endless aisles of white. Refreshments like you've never consumed are on tap at the fountain of youth. My message is mixed up, but the coded meaning will find the right eyes and the most angelic of spirits. Spirits that have not an ounce of greed in them. Spirits of kindness. Spirits that share. Spirits that wholeheartedly care. Spirits that lift your spirits. Spirits with the greatest of intentions and a track record of assisting you in attaining complete happiness. Spirits that keep it simple. When you get there, we'll congregate in the plaza of plenty. See ad for details.